BREAKING NEWS! After bitterly criticizing Donald Trump during his run for the Presidency, Mitt Romney and Donald Trump had dinner @ a posh NYC restaurant. Following the dinner, Romney came out to address the assembled reporters waiting outside. Romney cleared his throat and said, “Mr. Trump is a good man and he will do great things for our country. I support him wholeheartedly. Furthermore, as a result of this dinner, I have decided to put my dignity in a blind trust.” There was a audible gasp from the press. After a few seconds of silence, one reporter meekly asked, “Well, uh, how was the dinner?” Romney blanched, color drained from his face and replied, “The ass of Mr. Trump was quite tasty!”
The Democrats had their debate on Tuesday evening and the early reports indicate Hillary Clinton bested her opponents the other night. Frankly, she did not have much competition which is the way the DNC wants it. Whether this fairly obvious strategy will be successful, time will time tell. It is long overdue for the nation to have a female president – what I worry about is whether Hillary Clinton will have the strength to resist the neo-cons within the Democratic Party to pursue another conflict in the Mideast if she becomes President. President Obama has figurative balls in that area – the question is – does she have the ovaries to resist the call of war.
Hell has just froze over!! Playboy Magazine has just announced that there will be no more nudity in their magazine. Why the change? The internet! Like the old saying, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free!! Seriously, this change is less for moral reasons than for business reasons. NO red-blooded male is reading the magazine for the nudes, which are relatively tame. I must confess, I have been a “reader” of Playboy since they appeared @ my dorm @ my Christian boarding school when I was 14 years old. The latest celebrity nudes and centerfold were a revelation for all young men at that time. But other for risque publications. then much later, the advent of free nudes on the internet took the air out of Playboy’s business plans. Playboy has featured terrific writers and DOES have great articles. In spite of the best efforts of the prudes on the right and left, Playboy has survived. Maybe now, people now can honestly say, they DO read Playboy for the articles!!(snickering)!!!
Donald Trump currently is leading in the polls – will this last – we will see. As a native New Yorker, I am well familiar with the public history of Mr. Trump, as are millions of New Yorkers. Does he have the stamina to survive this Presidential race? Again, we will see!